- Doctor:I'm sorry to inform you, that you are very ill.
- Filipino boy:Illest of the Supreme nigga, swag swag
- Doctor:You have cancer.
Reblog if your tits are real.
(Source: monsterscontrolmysoul)

- boy:hi
- girl:i have a boyfriend
- boy:i said hi not suck my dick
The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches







